– I’M SURE YOU HEARD THERE’S LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON WITH APPLE THESE DAYS, HUH? THERE’S A NEW IPHONE 6 AND AN IWATCH AND– DON’T GET EXCITED. I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU. THEY’RE LIKE, “OH, SHE’S GONNA GIVE US ONE.” UH-UH. I GOT NOTHING. THEY ANNOUNCED SOMETHING THAT’S CALLED APPLE PAY. DID YOU…
